Blog by a CAT

Just what it says it is. It is a blog by a cat. I am a Tabby called THE FREYPUSS. If you want to know more, well then you can read the blog because it is difficult enough to type with paws. I may use a human secretary.

Monday, October 31, 2005

This ever happen to you?

I've had a HORRIBLE morning. Before the sun came up, I got the incredible urge to go outside. I decided to make sure that my human knew what I wanted, so I began to meow. She didn't even respond! At first I thought I just needed to meow a few times, but after about 15 meows, I got really annoyed. My human was still laying down! So, I meowed louder, and more often. I even woke up the little human who pats my head too hard and rocks my chair when I'm having a nap in it!

The nerve of some humans, I tell you. Finally, the human got up but she still didn't let me out! She went to go look at my bowl, then turned around and went to the laptop! I wasn't going to have any of that, so I meowed LOUDER. Finally, she got up and opened the door for me. Let's just say that she's lucky I let her type this out for me. I am NOT impressed.

Ever growing older.
YoYo

Yaawn

My human has this idea she will invent a camera to see where I went at night. I will never let her know. It is the best kept secret I have.

I see we have more cats posting. I want them actually on this page but my secretary has to arrange it by email

Maybe we could only let dogs who we like in if some of you really like those pesky critters. IMO all dogs are safer stuffed though.

I would dictate more but this bed is just tooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yaawn

My human has this idea she will invent a camera to see where I went at night. I will never let her know. It is the best kept secret I have.

I see we have more cats posting. I want them actually on this page but my secretary has to arrange it by email

Maybe we could only let dogs who we like in if some of you really like those pesky critters. IMO all dogs are safer stuffed though.

I would dictate more but this bed is just tooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Lica and Yo Yo are the best cats (apart from *ME*

OH OH OH
Lica and Yo Yo came to post. They are great cats. Their humans write like my human does. We are a feline literary society so far and if you click on their names in the comments you could see what they write too. Purrsonally I think they should write about US but they seem to have other stuff on their minds. (It won't take a brain scientist or even a dog to work out what they all have in common!-Stick to brain scientists as I am off of dogs forever!)

Now we have a request for no dogs on here. I quite agree, I was totally unable to go out all yesterday because of the possibility of dogginess in the neighbourhood. Thank heavens, I was finally able to go out when all good doggie owners called their monsters in. I have just had a great night but I am telling nobody, especially of the two legged kind where I went.

I wish they would change what they are giving me for breakfast. Now if they would give me some of the chicken they are cooking life would be purrfect.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Invited some other cats

I invited some CATS of a literary turn. To join in and post they are going to need to email my owner and ask her to add them to the board it seems.

My definition of human for today is mobile heated chair.

But it is so comfy

I have decided not to go out. The only really sensible thing to do is to sit on people.

They say I am getting fatter. I say my fur is fluffing out.

My owner has some other blogs but she is all excited about her website. It is her writer's portfolio, but
It also has a shopping mall on it and I think she should put pet food in. Mainly, I think a fishmongers would be good. Jesus had a thing about fish didn't he?

my human's website and shopping mall

Freypuss, the very comfortably furry Tabby.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I was only trying to stop her going onto the road.

What is it about my human that she refuses to obey me by not ever going out, and by not ever going on that dangerous road. I have tried following, and tried loud-as-if-I-am-really-in-distress cries from the strip of wood behind the bus stop, but she still allows a great big red monster to eat her up in the morning and then it throws her up back by the wood later in the day.

Me, I get a long way on paws. Humans are badly designed in my view. It must take a lot of effort to walk on two feet.

New dish and mousie moan

My human bought me a new dish. All I can say is I am worth more than 39p.

I still don't see what is wrong with mice in the living room. It is always the same. I bring one in. The human finds the dustpan and brush and jettisons it into the woods. Why does she keep throwing away good food?

Friday, October 14, 2005

Blog by a CAT

Blog by a CAT

I don't know why my human's profile is on here. It may be a mistake or something as she is only the secretary.

There is only one thing you need to know today. I am THE FREYPUSS a ROYAL tabby and I would like some fish.

Also could someone please make the bed as I need to lie down.