She put a tree up in the house?

Mrraaaaaaaaaow it's all shiny and bright and I am sure I could just play with it all day fi she would let me only we are both too sleepy.

What's Turkey????????????

Freypusss in Christmas Wonderland

MY SECRETARY WAS KIDNAPPED!

She just disapeared - POUF - Like that on Friday and I didn't find her again till Monday, and all I could do was BEG the boy and Carol who runs away if I try to sit on her to feed me. Fortunately they came in at different times so I got more dinner than usual and that was consolation because I was MISSING her.

Then she just kinda reappeared Monday and I still do not know where she went.

She never said goodbye, and she never said 'Hello,' She just asked them if they fed me. I was so worried I was out all night looking for her Saturday but she was nowhere to be seen.

Chicken does not make up for unexplained absences. I think these humans need keeping on a leash or something as they get lost far too easily.

My theory is she was kidnapped and taken away in an alien spaceship.

Freypuss the Perplexed

You wanted pictures? I'm a HAM!

Well, here I am in all my splendor! Look into those gorgeous eyes and tell me I'm not the most handsome cat you've ever seen! Weighing in at a MARVELOUS 26lbs (Round about 12kilos for you metrics), I demand attention! Look, I'm even reading a Bible!

But that's not what I came here to do...I wanted to show the world how proud I am of this wonderful feline! What a trooper she is! And now she gets to fly business class? If I wasn't neutered, I'd have my human write the family a note and have them send her to me... I'd offer a huge nuptial bounty - fish heads and the like.

Any cat that can handle travel is TOP NOTCH in my books. I think I'm in love....