SO UNDIGNIFIED

A battle scar won in a fair fight is one thing. I am not bothered by the appearance of my ear at all but now I have been INSULTED. I do not accept the presence of fleas in my fur and I strongly object to the use of flea powder and combs. Has my human taken leave of her senses? She SAYS it was necessary but I don't believe her and further post may be addressed to the cat in the wardrobe. I shall stay here until she brings me the right kind of Catbiscuit but I am not telling her which...sheesh!