The Time She Brought Another One...

My human did something VERY stupid once. She brought home another kitty (try to top this one, Freya, be glad all you have is a human-nemesis that lives somewhere else). I was MAD when my human brought another feline into the house. Suddenly I got NO attention. It was all about the stupid "Prickers". The little runt would chase me around and bite me. Then sometimes she'd get all "lovey-dovey" on me. I'm not about making babies - never have, never will. But I had a plan. I got a little dirty once or twice, and that's all it took. Prickers was a gullible cat - thinking she'd gain my respect by following in my footsteps. I tricked her good. She got dirty, but she didn't stop. One day, she up and disappeared, but I think my human had something to do with it.