How to worry the human

Sit in the middle of the living room at a time when you are normally out, with your paws neatly folded and watching EVERY movement the human makes. Then spend all night out in the rain, only returning when you are sure the human is up and will wrap you neatly in a towel. Don't struggle as per usual, and then go upstairs without wanting breakfast ( Don't worry, they then open the tin and you can leap downstairs to eat it a few moments later.) Then lay on the bed in a completely new position that you have never laid in before and look as if mousies would not melt in your mouth.

I have just proved this worked and am working on my next 'confuse the human' strategy.

Yo Yo you have to make the miaw sound like there is something really dreadful happening and if they don't do what you say then your miaow box will break - eventually they give in as they have a headache and can't stand your paws on their feet any longer.